Performative reading doesn’t get much more Olympian than Moby Dick, an interminably long book that was written to mimic the boredom of living and working on a whaling ship. If your suitor is more than just a few pages in, then you’re looking at someone with Leviathan patience, willing to sit through endless chapters dedicated to the very wrong idea that a whale is a fish in order to reap the thrilling, harpooning rewards. The relationship parallels write themselves.Read about another entry on the list.
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--Marshal Zeringue