A few of the responses:
"It can't be. I'm a virgin."Read more responses.
Set sail, great storm, all lost.
Juicy offer. Must decline. Still paralysed.
Bob's last message: Bermuda Triangle, Baloney.
Blackbook magazine conducted the same exercise a few years ago. Pete Anderson reprinted a few of the entries, including Norman Mailer's: "Satan--Jehovah--fifteen rounds. A draw."
Pete Anderson's six-word story: "Aging skier goes downhill. Literally, figuratively."
I'll offer an old joke (not my own creation): "Redneck's famous last words: 'watch this!'"